Writing Blog | The Angry Noodle

New posts every Monday and Friday

Feb 8
16 min

Short Story: Fate Drops In

The final act of the drama is close at hand...Must it always be like this; a cameo appearance followed by annihilation?

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Jan 31
14 min

Personality Quiz: Who Are You In The Core City? Myers-Briggs

If The Core City was real, which class would you fit into? Find out here!

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Jan 27
2 min

Cruxian Class Profile: Hollowed

Posessing a heart instead of a magic-processing core, the classification of Hollowed has been widely debated among Cruxian experts.

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Jan 24
2 min

A Rant On The Douchey Train Twat Who Said I'd Suck His Dick

It's been a long day.

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Jan 23
2 min

Cruxian Class Profile: Hexxer

The black sheep of the Crux, the Hexxer thrives off of feeling and inflicting pain.

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Jan 22
2 min

Cruxian Class Profile: Psionic

Quiet and stoic, Psionics are so attuned to the thoughts of those around them that the district they call home is nearly entirely silent.

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Jan 21
5 min

My Virtual Interview Screw-Up

I once said "fuck" in the middle of a job interview. Here's my story.

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Jan 21
2 min

Cruxian Class Profile: Hydromancer

Gentle, soft-spoken, and somewhat cold, the adaptable Hydromancers are the most likely to get along with every other magic class.

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Jan 20
2 min

Cruxian Class Profile: Pyromancer

Passionate and impulsive, the pyromancer embraces doing things on a whim and treats rage as a gift, not an emotion to bottle up inside.

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Jan 20
4 min

Five Useful Resources For Writers

Some helpful resources for writers everywhere!

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