The Angry Noodle Mar 29 1 min Venturing Into the World of RP in World of Warcraft Pt. 1: The Rat and The Pimp What happens when you roleplay as a magic broom in World of Warcraft? You meet a beautiful man and his pimp.
The Angry Noodle Jul 10, 2020 2 min Billboard Chart Sonnets: Early 90s Edition! Your bi-weekly Shakespearean sonnet, 90s Edition!
The Angry Noodle Jul 1, 2020 6 min Rant: On Being Short I am a tiny human. I like being a tiny human, but sometimes being a tiny human is less than enjoyable. Here's why.
The Angry Noodle Jun 22, 2020 4 min Short Story: What Lurks Under the Bed A fairly typical meeting of the Benevolent Order of Outrageous Otherlanders (Boooo).
The Angry Noodle Jun 12, 2020 2 min Billboard Chart Sonnets: #2 and #51 The very first Billboard Chart Sonnets, courtesy of C. Van Dyke!
The Angry Noodle Jan 21, 2020 5 min My Virtual Interview Screw-Up I once said "fuck" in the middle of a job interview. Here's my story.
The Angry Noodle Jan 15, 2020 2 min Ernest Hemingway In An 8am Psychology Lecture “I did not pay 71k a year to NOT talk about the fact that I am a sad, white man in front of 130 of my closest friends.”
The Angry Noodle Dec 2, 2019 4 min The Nine Best Places No One Goes To Where You Can Protest And Not Challenge My Worldview My comfort matters more than your cause, so here's where you can protest without making me feel bad.
The Angry Noodle Nov 15, 2019 4 min In Defense Of: Songs That Have Dance Instructions in The Lyrics These songs are wonderful, and you all know it.
