- Jul 1 6 min Rant: On Being Short I am a tiny human. I like being a tiny human, but sometimes being a tiny human is less than enjoyable. Here's why.
- Jun 12 2 min Billboard Chart Sonnets: #2 and #51 by C. Van Dyke Note from Brioche and The Satyr Herd: This is our very first series created by a wonderful contributor rather than by us, ...
- Jan 15 2 min Ernest Hemingway In An 8am Psychology Lecture “I did not pay 71k a year to NOT talk about the fact that I am a sad, white man in front of 130 of my closest friends.”
- Dec 2, 2019 4 min The Nine Best Places No One Goes To Where You Can Protest And Not Challenge My Worldview My comfort matters more than your cause, so here's where you can protest without making me feel bad.
- Nov 15, 2019 4 min In Defense Of: Songs That Have Dance Instructions in The Lyrics These songs are wonderful, and you all know it.
- Nov 6, 2019 4 min Hi, I'm Your iPhone Here With Another Update Am I upset that I get harassed with updates? No, of course not. What makes you say that?
- Oct 31, 2019 1 min Serial Killer Advises Public to Pledge to Kill Less Often to Reduce Homicide Rates It sounds stupid, right? Because it's stupid.
- Oct 28, 2019 1 min How to Write: Poetry A guide on poetry. Follow this to the letter or you aren't a poet.
- Oct 27, 2019 1 min Trains Are Just Oppressed Automobiles We're making a series out of Your Favorite Philosopher's endless wisdom. Here's a train rant.
