The Standard For All Of Our Rants

Updated: Mar 12, 2020

The site's just starting out, and I realize that rants--while delightful--are maybe not the most common thing that gets published when compared to short stories, poetry, and the like. So I figured it would be a good idea to show visitors what we're looking for. Here's a two sentence rant, courtesy of a certain smartass I happen to know.

lying snake that's really a large worm
We know you're just a large worm, you lying fuck.

Snakes Are Just Angry Worms

by Your Favorite Philosopher

Has anyone ever thought to think that snakes are just larger and angrier worms, or maybe just larger worms? Worms could be angry too, but they are so small that we can't see the anger.

Other Posts by Your Favorite Philosopher:

Trains Are Just Oppressed Automobiles

Trouble in Toilet Town

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