Trains Are Just Oppressed Automobiles

Updated: Mar 12, 2020

by Your Favorite Philosopher

Why haven't we freed the trains yet? A derailing is just liberation. Train schedules are fascist propaganda.

Has anyone ever stopped to think about how oppressed trains are compared to cars, such as not being able to move in the path they choose instead of just being restricted to the confinement of a track? Just some food for thought.

Other Posts by Your Favorite Philosopher:

Snakes Are Just Angry Worms

Trouble in Toilet Town

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